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All’s right with the world

The sky is blue, carrots are orange. Clouds are white and it’s June. Apples are still fruits, China still has 1 billion + inhabitants. Diablo 3 has been announced, Duke Nukem 3D will never come out and Federer and Nadal are Pwning Wimbledon. All’s right with the world.

Why Windows Sucks: Lesson #341

When Big Daddy turns japanese

Earth is full of idiots

THIS:

“book rental service?
was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once one person had read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc“

Fail, can’t say much more than that…

The Legend of Segata Sanshiro

Instant Crassic

I’m swimming in a sea of pee
I’m hiking up a big mountain of poo
I feel like rolling in glass when I’m without you

I’m diving in a pool of puke
I’m fly fishing a stream of puss
That’s how I feel when something separates us

$4000 for a horrible Wii sounds like a rip-off

This Swarovski filled Wii is Nintendo’s Brawl tournament’s grand prize… Of course, if you suck at Brawl and think a Wii decked out with 20,000 crystals is cool, you could possibly just grab one from Crystal Icing, maker of all things crystallized. They’re not currently selling them, but I’m sure if you got them on the phone and asked them to charge four grand to your credit card, something could be worked out…

Religions of the World

About Shit:

• Taoism: Shit Happens.
• Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
• Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
• Islam: lf Shit Happens, Take a Hostage!
• Zen: What is the Sound of Shit Happening?
• Buddhism: When Shit Happens, is it Really Shit?
• Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens”
• 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
• Protestantism: Shit Won’ t Happen if I Work Harder.
• Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
• Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
• Unitarian: What is This Shit?
• Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
• Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen to Me?
• Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit!

Ramones Double DVD is in the house

Following the “awesome gifts” line, here comes “It’s Alive”: the ultimate Ramones double DVD, including over 4 hours of live concerts spanning from the band’s awesome 22 year long career, this package is every Ramones‘ fan’s (including myself) wet dream

I’ve only got a taste of the massive content this great box has got to offer, and I’m quite excited already!